40+ Funniest & Silliest Jokes For Kids

Q. How many books can you put inside an empty bag?
A. Only one. The bag will not be empty after that.

Q. Why does the mathematics book always look sad?
A. Because it has problems.

Q. What is the favourite subject of a witch in school?
A. Spelling!

Q. Why does the giraffe always get bad grades?
A. It has her head in the clouds.

Q. Why does the student eat her homework?
A. That is because the teacher told her that it is a piece of cake!

Q. Why does a teacher put on sunglasses?
A. His students are so bright, that is why!

Q. If an alligator wears a vest, what should you call it?
A. An Investigator.

Q. If you take a monkey’s bananas, what would you call it?
A. Furious George.

Q. What side of a turkey bird has the most feathers?
A. The outside.

Q. What elephants have wrinkles?
A. Because it takes too long to iron them.

Q. What would you call a sleeping bull?
A. A bulldozer.

Q. Where would a sheep go on its vacation?
A. To the Baa-hamas.

Q. Does a fish go on a vacation?
A. They are always in school, so no vacation!

Q. Where would a pencil go on a vacation?
A. Pencil-vania.

Q. What is hairy, brown, and wears sunglasses?
A. A coconut on vacation.

Q. What does a ghost like to eat in the summer?
A. I Scream.

Q. What would bread do on vacation?
A. Loaf around.

Q. What would you call a snowman in mid-July?
A. A puddle.

Q. Why does the bacon laugh?
A. Because the egg cracked a yolk.

Q. What kind of nut always has a cold?
A. A cashew!

Q. What would a frog order in a restaurant?
A. French flies and diet croak.

Q. What would a baby corn say to its mom?
A. Where’s pop-corn?

Q. Why would a banana go to a doctor?
A. Because it is not peeling well.

Q. Where would the Easter Bunny like to eat breakfast?
A. IHOP.

Q. What would cows like to put on their sandwich?
A. MOOstard.

Q. What candy would you have on a playground?
A. Reeses pieces.

Q. Why would a teddy bear say no to dessert?
A. Because she’s stuffed!

Q. How would oceans say hello to each other?
A.By waving.

Q. Why does a shark swim only in salt water?
A. Because pepper water will make it sneeze.

Q. Why doesn't an oyster share its pearls?
A. Because they are shell-fish.

Q.How could you make octopuses laugh?
A. Using ten-tickles.

Knock-knock.
Who is there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, cows go MOO!

Knock-Knock
Who is there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!

Knock-knock.
Who is there?
Owls’ say.
Owl’s say who?
Yes, they do!

Q. Why does a bee have sticky hair?
A. Because it uses honeycombs.

Q. What would you call a fly which has no wings?
A. A walk.

Q. What would you call a snail on a ship?
A. A Snailor.

Q. Why are A’s like flowers?
A. Because bees come after them.

Q. Why didn’t they let the butterfly dance?
A. Because it was a mothball.

Q. Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
A. Because she would let it go.

Q. What falls in winter but never gets injured?
A. The snow.

Q. What would you get when you cross a snowman with vampires?
A. Frostbite.

Q. What would a snowman say to others?
A. Can you smell carrots?

Q. What would you call an old snowman?
A. Water.

Q. What can you catch but cannot throw?
A. A cold.

Q. What has one face and 2 hands but doesn’t have legs or arms?
A. A clock.

Q. Starts with P, ends with E, and contains a million letters. What is it?
A. Post office.

Q. What would the muffin say to the muffin tin?
A. Nothing as they cannot talk.

Q. What would Batman say to Robin before they got in their car?
A. Robin, get in the car.